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What's your favorite way to keep in touch? Phone, snail mail, email, text message, Vox, _____ ?
You can only truly reach me through my weenor. Any other method of communication and I probably won't pay attention. Yeah, I'm kidding. Kind of.
Oh, and because I don't want to make a separate entry: I quit tomorrow! I think I'm going to be over-the-top dramatic for fun, and maybe give them the option of retaining me if they bump it up to 100k. Otherwise I'm out of there. It's going to be so refreshing to move back to the hometown for awhile and just relax and take up the tattooing thing. Maybe I'll use the time and get started on creating a family? Who knows!
What is your browser's default home page set to?
Submitted by Kelev T. Cat.
"about:blank"
Any sort of start page really irritates me. If I'm on someone else's computer, I'll remove the start page. It's bad, I have two feet, I know!
What movie would you really recommend renting or seeing this weekend?
I'm going to flip this and say I was sorely disappointed by V for Vendetta. It was a lot of babble, the story was incredibly predictable, and the action was so-so. The ending fight scene was the only thing that made me happy. They could have at least had Portman show her boobs or something. That would have made the two hours easier to swallow.
Sexual Matrix is in my mailbox now. I'll watch it and edit this post later to give you all my top notch review!
Remember sniglets? Do you have any favorites? Have you ever made up your own word? (Now's as good a time as any.)
No, I haven't made any up. I just like verbing words to suit my needs, like fooding.
My oldest brother had a good word when we was a tyke. He couldn't say 'pickles' so he called them pu'lee'da'pods. Totally logical and much easier to say.
Tell us a little something about your first car. Do you have any photos you can share?
Submitted by tamara.
It was chopped top 1991 Cadillac Deville. Champagne on champagne. Pretty sweet ride. I almost ran over my first person in that car, sweet memories we share.
So vacation came to an end. I got home yesterday, so ended my run of fun. I shall now share small tidbits of it all, with you, my vox loves.
So the state fair was hot, in many different ways. Hot as in sex, as illustrated in this wild picture I snapped of the dance/cheer/poms competition. It's was a pedo's playground, from tots to teenagers. I was in high school heaven. Yes, I was sitting in the 2nd row, downing beers, and happier than ever! I think I had a shot with a number of girls in the crowd, at least until they saw my dirty facial scruff, the beers, and my raging hardon; I think that gave away my true age.
Funny that there was one all black group up there, doing neither cheers nor pom pom stuff. Instead they opted for some freaky suggestive club-ready dancing, complete with booty clapping, to a Little John, Nelly, and Ludacris compilation. The looks on the faces of the white parents of these suburbia children was hilarious. Some in crowd even covered their little one's eyes. It was hilarious. I think only the crickets and I clapped.
And here we look at an awesome article of clothing my mom got. She was visiting my aunt, and they forced her into picking up this pretty sweet jacket, covered with a dragon on the back, and wild rhinestones on the front. I have a picture of the front, but I'm posing way too provocatively for public consumption. It was so small and made me feel sexy. She wouldn't let me wear it to the bar, I was a bit disappointed. But I wouldn't want others wearing my sexy clothing either.
It's also worth noting that I pulled a muscle trying to squeeze into this coat. I think the logical explanation is I just need more practice wearing it. I'm seriously moving back to take ownership of this thing. Ya dig?
Then I threw my city stuff out the window and got down with the wilderness. Camping was great, I got to tear up my jeans real good. Basically there's holes in all the hot spots.
My crotch was ripped real good, it made a great beer holder when I was on the boat. Ice fell into there, chilling my nutsack real nice on that blazing hot afternoon. I also woke up with my dick hanging out, that was embarassing.
The hole on my butt was fun. My friend was spraying some Off on me, and decided to focus the cold stream directly into the hole. Nearly froze a hole into my ass cheek, it was pretty cool.
Then there's the knee, so fun. First, it got burnt, and looked really nice when I took the pants off. It was also everyone's trash can. So I had napkins, beer cans, and acorns thrown in there, filtering down into my shoes.
And the RED DOG, IT WAS GOOD! Can't believe we saw the 30 pack at the gas station. We haven't seen it in years, I don't think it's being made any more. Can anyone confirm this? It'll be a shame if it's been discountinued. I think they just sell it in choice locations where it's appreciated, like the back country of Wisconsin.
I could add more but I'm hungry and need to get some food stuffs. But in summary, vacation is awesome!
Ok, having a black SUV or car on chrome wheels is fine. Having a chrome badge saying 22 for the size of your wheels is incredibly retarded; for so many reasons. Do you have a highly visible badge or charm saying 1.0 to signify the carats of your diamond earrings or rings? No.
Is bigger always better with wheels? No. Besides looking stupid, and providing discomfort in the ride quality, chrome isn't a precious metal. It's not like having a lot of gold or "ice." (which has actual value) There is nothing spectacular or valuable at all about chrome. Having bigger wheels doesn't signal wealth, it shows that you're a poser.
And rocking a chrome gas cap is just as silly. Does anyone think the gas cap cover is so awesome you want to purposely draw attention to it? And again, chrome isn't valuable, you aren't a baller if you have chrome covered gas caps or side mirrors. Let's try to do things that make our vehicle look better, not what we think Nelly or Ludacris is doing to theirs.
So, how did you do with that weekend goal? No goal? What did you do this weekend?
I didn't play this game before the weekend so I haven't the information to correctly answer the first part. I say "no" to the second part, and "had a lot of fun" to the last part. I hung out with the family and best friend a lot. Had a whole crew of guys at a bar want to join my crew. (they thought we were neo nazis) Ended up in only my underoos after drinking a wee bit much. We had a great fire that we fed everything but the boombox we were blasting. I had a dog spoon with me while I was napping. It's been fun.
I go to Milwaukee tomorrow. It's real good.
I'm going to drink lots and dance around with little clothing. It's always such a fun time. I hope I don't burn my face off in the bonfire again. Maybe I'll take videos for you all to enjoy. I want to be an actor, just like Lindsay Lohan!
What should I do on my first Friday night there? You say it, I'll do it. So fun.
Hahahahahahahaha + HA! Oh man, regarding the car..... new funniness. It's this lanky 80lb Asian guy with a mop style hairdo that owns it... And uh, I came home from work to see him walking about his car gently pouring water on it from a plastic salad bowl. Yes, a salad bowl. So please, anyone of Asian descent, can you explain this? I have a feeling it's some cultural gap in effect here. I want to try to understand so I don't laugh and almost crap my pants should I see this water ritual again.
I think I'm going to go out there and pour water, from my George Foreman grill, onto my car and see if I can connect and make friends with this dude.
